… at our Appearance, so surpriz’d me, that I look’d as Silly as a Bumpkin Translated from the Plough-Tail to the Play-House, when it Rains-Fire in the Tempest , or when Don John’s at Dinner with the Subteranean Assembly of terrible … , as freely as Fools did with their Pence to the Wheel of Fortune . Come, says my Friend, let us step into this Coffee-House here, as you are a Stranger in the Town, it will afford you some Diversion. Accordingly in we went, where a … being so Catholick , it pretends to nothing less than Universality: That indeed had not my Friend told me ’twas a Coffee-House , I should have took it for Quacks-Hall , or the Parlour of some Eminent Mountebank . When we had each …